Wrong, dirty and amazing. Vitals serves up the cream ... in denim.

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Cast: Missing Supergirl, The Bad Father, Granny Flaps

It's your favourite pair of jeans, but after they've been lost, shoved guiltily down the back of someone else's couch. It's that denim jacket that fell of its hangar and balled up at the bottom of your wardrobe. It's those platform shoes you coveted at Vinnies, but never quite understood what they'd go with. A little bit wrong, a little bit dirty, but completely amazing at the same time ...

Just make sure to shake it out before you wear it; an electro-pop cabaret comedy duo, a mu-mu wearing granny and a three piece indie-pop band might have taken up residence in the folds of your denim ...

Vitalstatistix Theatre Company presents Cream Your Denim, a 12 hour club-night for the laydeez and their peeps, serving up music from DJs and local musos, cabaret and comedy. Waterside Workers Hall in Adelaide will be pumping; filled with people who aren't easily offended, waiting for the unpredictable results of throwing these acts together for a one night only queer extravaganza as part of the Feast Festival.

Selina Jenkins is a name well-known to Adelaide's cabaret and music audiences. She's played the Adelaide Fringe, Feast and Lo Boheme as her alter ego, Beau Heartbreaker, and wowed the punters at Feast's Genderf**k Ball and Picnic in the Park with her Britney Spears tribute band, Toxic. This year, she launched her new indie pop band, Missing Supergirl, in their debut Adelaide gig. With a "voice that will leave you breathless", Selina's hot new three-piece will be sure to make discerning ears happy.

The Bad Father are so wrong, they're right. This electro-trash satirist duo, originally from Adelaide, robot dance their way into hearts with their unique blend of dark wit, outrageous silliness and infectious pop. They have toured festivals across Australia including Midsumma, Melbourne Fringe and TasPride, culminating in a nomination for Best Cabaret Ensemble in the 2009 Green Room Awards and an appearance on one of Australia's most watched shows, ABC TV's Spicks and Specks.

Also performing at Cream Your Denim is crowd favourite, Granny Flaps (AKA Lori Bell). This mu-mu wearing ukulele lady will warm hearts with her unique versions of well known songs about battery operated devices, childbirth and much more. Audience are warned: don't sing along, even if you know the words. Not for the easily offended, this local act won the 2010 Adelaide Fringe Award for Best Emerging Comedian and has recently returned from a national tour.

As well as this, guests should expect to be offered a hair cut by our pop-up artist hairdresser complete with glamorous assistant (we're sure their hair is really lovely as it is, but maybe it's time for a change?), and why not then take part in the denim parade - cameltoes and stonewash are never out of fashion; if people can prove it, they are invited to wear it with pride and they could win a prize. Steamy songstress, Libby O'Donovan will commentate the dirty denim cat-walking and sing some sultry numbers to get people into the parading mood.

All of this adds up to one pretty creamy marathon party!